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Who doesn’t! Fucking a tight, warm, and hopefully, clean butthole is the purest pleasure that there is. At least, I would assume that it is—as a pure virgin male I haven’t actually been on the giving end of anal sex, and the few times that I was on the receiving end weren’t exactly consensual or enjoyable, even though they occasionally do pop-up in my mind while I’m jerking off.
And that’s why I love anal porn sites. It’s something that I dream of doing, and being able to relive my traumatic experiences somehow gives me closure for a bit, even if my visits to these sites usually do end in tears. Look on the bright side—tears make a pretty passable lube, so it’s not all so bad. There’s no better way to beat off the feelings than beating off, despite what my therapist (and the police) said when I attempted that strategy during my last appointment.
And since I can’t convince a girl to let me come within five feet of them, and even hookers won’t let me fuck them after they smell me, premium anal porn sites are my best bet. Sure, they might cost a little bit more than the free tube sites, but you’ve only got one life, so why not spend your time and money on what you really love? You’re worth it, even if you’re a lonely, unemployed, uneducated loser like me.
Even if you’re a stud like ThePornDude, paying for porn is worth it. You probably make so much money that it’s hardly a drop in the bucket, and I bet you get tired of all the ass that gets thrown at you, right? That’s what I tell myself to get to sleep at night, so please don’t break my illusion.
Why should I pay for premium anal pornography, if I can watch it 100% for free on xHamster?
It’s just not the same. Sure, you could spend a few hours searching through all of the porn sites for good videos. But you’re going to get cock-blocked by ads along the way, and nearly every other video that you click on is going to be too short, too low resolution, or just not hot enough for you to cum to.
Your other option is to bite the bullet, spend a few bucks, and enter the promised land. So treat yourself! The videos are HD, the girls are hotter, and the videos are longer. You’re basically trading money for time, and I know you’ve got more valuable things to do than spend your whole day looking at porn.
And if you don’t? Don’t worry, I don’t either, I just like pretending that I’m a well-rounded person. Well, guess what? You can just use the time savings to jerk off again and again. By spending a few bucks, you can spend more time watching videos and less time looking for videos.
Plus, most of these videos can’t be found anywhere else, even if you are content to waste your life browsing free porno tubes. You might find two-minute previews or even an occasional illegal rip, but neither of those will last long. If you want the best of the best, like watching Sasha Grey take dick after dick in her increasingly gaping asshole for over an hour, there’s no way to get it besides paying for premium anal porn on one of these sites.
What are the best anal porn premium sites in 2024?
Anal is so popular these days (at least among men) that there’s almost no end to the variety of premium anal sites available. If you’ve got a specific niche, I can’t really recommend any of these sites over any other, since what you like will depend on your preferences. But, if you’re a fan of butts in general, there are a few that stand out above the rest.
Above all else, I value the quantity of content, quality of the porn, and value—so all of these sites are affordable, HD, and feature many long videos with hot girls taking it up the butt. But, if I had to pick a few, I’d say that Tushy, TrueAnal, and Lets Try Anal are some of my favorites—they’ve got so much content in so many varieties, that if you don’t like those sites its really more indicative of a problem with you than it is with the porn.
But honestly, you can’t go wrong with any of my recommendations. Just spend a few minutes reading each review, and decide which is the best for you. Most of them have short trials, so if you really want to celebrate, check them all out for a day or so. Stock up on Cheetos, mountain dew, lube, and baby wipes, lock the door and enjoy a party alone with all of the butts you can handle.
PornGeek, I feel like bubba fucking me in the butt if I would pay for porn! Is there a discount?
Everyone knows that there’s no such thing as a free lunch, and the world of premium anal porn is no exception. Sure, you could slum it on the free tubes looking for scraps of good videos for free, but if you value your alone time and want a premium masturbating experience, you’re going to have to open up your wallet at least a little bit.
That being said, the prices aren’t as bad as you might think. Some of these sites come a little bit cheaper if you follow my links, so make sure you click through from here to get to them. And pay attention to my reviews. I’m on a budget too (my mom’s credit card has a limit, after all), so I’ll always point out where the best deals are. Start with a trial membership (for the sites that have them), to see if you find the site to be worth the price.
If you’re like me, you invariably will, so the next step is deciding which membership to choose. If it’s cheaper to sign up for a year at a time and the content is worth it, I’ll always sign myself up for the long run, so read carefully and make sure that you do, too. Sometimes it’s the difference between being bent over and fucked up the ass to the tune of thirty or forty bucks a month and paying less than a Netflix subscription, so think with your head (not that one) and make sure you make the right call.
OMG! My favorite pornstars getting fucked in the ass and painfully lose their anal cherry! Sign me up!
I’m glad to have brought you over to the dark side. You’ve made the right choice, despite what the naysayers like your girlfriend might say—the butthole is the best hole. And since you’re reading this, you probably can’t get it in real life either, so these premium anal porn sites are as close as you’ll get.
Right now, the sites I’ve listed here are my recommendations, but as I discover new websites, I might change them. And porn is my life, so I discover new sites pretty often—so bookmark this page, make sure you come back every once in a while. I’ll let you know if I find a new anal paradise—and tell you exactly what you’ll need to do to make sure that you get into that paradise without breaking the bank.
