I want to see NSFW blogs that update every day with free sex videos and porn pics of hot women!
There is always an emphasis on uplifting beauties from an image gallery or one of the many tube sites scattered around the Web. However, sometimes, white knights need to take it slow. How do you do that, my fellow male feminists? You visit a porn blog!
No, my woken friends, you won’t find millions of videos just piled on you like mother’s scalding wax mixture poured onto my body when I’ve been a bad boy. Blogs are meant for casually looking around, taking in the sights, and seeing what gems you can find. It’s like taking a nice drive through the countryside versus jumping on the interstate during LA rush hour and driving so fast General Grievous can’t possibly catch you.
YouTube didn’t kill blogs: they are still alive and thriving. ThePornDude is the perfect example of this: it’s hip, it’s happening, IT. IS. NOW! Blogs never died: visit them when you need to uplift ladies you’ve never seen before! Take a look at the list below my partners in woke and uplift a beauty that needs you!
Anyways, these blogs are how people used to get their daily fix of beautiful creatures! I remember sitting in the high school library every morning before school started staring at popular porn blogs. This was before our school learned that pornography could be viewed on a computer. All you had to do was tell them you were doing research and go to the backroom. Then you could browse until your fingers bled from all that clicking.
Unfortunately, the librarian caught me one day and took him into his back office. I’m not at liberty to tell you what happened, but let’s just say I forgot the rest of the story. Porn blogs are still popular today! Don’t think that free tube sites and adult image galleries have made them more obsolete than Ellen Degeneres’ fashion sense either: they are still alive, still happening, and still posting beautiful creatures to their own beat. They are absolutely NSFW though so you shouldn’t try opening them on a work computer or of course, a school computer. You don’t want to know what happens when you get caught doing that…
What kind of (HD) XXX content can I find on these pornography blogs?
The great thing about looking at porn blogs is that you don’t just get the typical boobies, bergina, and butthole shots that make you stand up and salute these fine ladies. You also get information about the beauties: what are they like, where are they from, what hobbies do they have, how many weenies did they have to see in high school from horny Lil’ Chads that can’t keep their penis out of their male friends’ mouths? You will learn all about that and more when you enter one of these popular porn blogs!
One of the things I hate about free tube sites and XXX image galleries is how impersonal they are at first glance. Sure, you get to learn more about them when they telepathically share their details with you, along with theirs wants, desires, and dreams. However, it would be nice to learn that from the start without prying into their personal lives via telepathy. These porn blogs do exactly that. So put on those reading glasses, my dear white knight: before you uplift and praise these delicious females by looking at the movies and images inside each post, read about them before sending them good vibes. If it sounds like a waste of time, believe me, it’s not. Watching them show off their self-confidence by taming a Chad is so much more exhilarating when you know they also love stir fry and the films of Clint Howard. Read my woken friends: you may just learn something!
What are the best porn blogs in 2019?
There is ThePornDude Blog, then everything else! I may be a bit biased since I worship the world’s finest alpha male, but in all seriousness, his blog showcases some of the most beautiful ladies I have ever seen. You get to see plenty of hardcore images and videos ripe for praise, all tied together with his signature humor. Not to forget a user interface that proves that the dude pays attention to the details. Give him a visit; you won’t regret it!
Beyond that is DampLips, xMissy, and AIRincon: they all feature a variety of good adult content that aims to reach and appeal to everyone. If you want a one-size-fits-all experience, this is the place to visit. If you prefer your porn blogs to be a bit more niche, visit Bdsmlr for BDSM fans, Sexy and Funny if you prefer your porn blogs to have a vibe similar to ThePornDude Blog. Also consider ENF CMNF: a porn blog dedicated to embarrassed nude females. It’s extremely niche, and you’ve probably never heard of it before, so give it a try to expand your horizons.
Personally, I found it a blessing since I was able to uplift so many females that felt embarrassed telepathically. I told them how they didn’t have to worry about anything anymore. PornGeek was here to psychically melt away all their problems and give them the self-confidence they so desperately need. I never got a confirmed reply, but I felt them: I know they received my gifts of confidence, and I improved their lives more than even I can imagine.
PornGeek, do you also have your own sex blog like ThePornDude?
To have my own sex blog, my woken friend I would first need to have the sex. I am a virgin male that has unfortunately never felt the sensitive touch of a female’s lips on my weenie. Neither do I know what it feels like to stick my penal shaft inside of a ladies’ bergina. My tongue has never flaked skin cells off of a female’s body either. The only experience I have with sex is sniffing the sweat of old people and orgasming in my tightie whities: I’m not the right person to be blogging about that kind of stuff!
That doesn’t mean I don’t blog, though! Send me a message and let us exchange phone numbers so I can text you the link to my anime blog. I’ll even text you when I publish a new post and send a daily text reminding you to read it! I go above and beyond for my friends and fans alike – just like ThePornDude!
Let me catch up on the latest XXX news, juicy scandals, and interviews of my favorite pornstars!
You can with this list! The adult industry is just as crazy as the wrestling world. Nobody wears clothes, they sweat on each other every single day they work, people cheer them on when watching, and most obviously everyone is having sex with one another! There’s so much drama I once read that Steve Wilko once cried in his dressing him and slut shamed himself in the mirror for not being man enough to keep it up and tame the self-confident, independent ladies that make the adult industry so fascinating!
Come here to uplift the beauties within, but stay for the interviews, news, and the latest happenings in the industry. Like I said at the top, uplifting beautiful females is so much more rewarding when you realize they too are major Clint Howard fans: get to know them with these blogs and make your telepathic praises more personable than ever before!
