I only want to see the best sex videos by category from world-famous free porn tubes on one site?
Well, that does not seem at all like an unreasonable request, friend! You have come to the best site on the web if that is what you are looking for. Well, okay, second best. Lord knows that I can’t even come close to competing with my hero, The Porn Dude. I’m no mathematician, but if I had to bet, I’d say that his porn reviews site is 100 million times better than mine! But, hey, I give it my best, and that’s all anyone can do, right?
I may not be a mathematician, but I am a fapmatician. Which is to say that, if nothing else, even though I may not be anywhere near as cool as The Porn Dude, I definitely know my porn. Heck, all I do is watch porn. Other than play video games, drink Mountain Dew, and hump my body pillow, Suki! Porn is my passion, and I know it like the back of my hand (which I also know well, since I spend a lot of time looking at it while I fap to all of the best porn on the web!).
It can be hard, though, to find a well-organized free porn site that offers hundreds upon thousands upon hundreds of thousands of free porn videos. And there are so many porn sites out there; it is nearly impossible to keep them all straight. But if you are looking for sheer quantity and a highly organized list of porn, finding a go-to free porn aggregator site is probably the best way for you to go.
What is a porn aggregator?
I’m so glad that you asked. It looks like you are a very astute learner. I like that. Geeks unite! A porn aggregator is kind of like a free porn tube. You know what that is, I assume? Yeah, you do, like Porn Hub or Red Tube – a site that uploads free porn videos (more often than not clips from full-length scenes or amateur videos), mainly inspired by the advent of Youtube in the early aughts. Well, picture a porn tube. Now, picture 20 porn tubes all in one. And, boom, that’s what a porn aggregator looks like.
Instead of drawing from a limited selection of videos that users have uploaded onto one site, as the porn tube allows you to do, though, a porn aggregator gives you immediate access to all of the combined videos of anywhere between 10 and 25 porn tubes all in one convenient location. These sites essentially aggregate all the content from the best porn tubes out there, making it easier than ever for you to peruse all of it. It’s like your free porn tube started taking penis enhancement pills and grew 10 – 12 inches longer! Gosh, wouldn’t that be nice? That would put me at a whopping 14 inches! Then, maybe I could fulfill my fantasy of being a porn star…
There are some downsides to porn aggregators, though, some surprisingly common pitfalls to this type of site for whatever reason. A lot of porn aggregators seem to be riddled with hidden ads and misdirected links. Clicking on a video’s thumbnail may take you to an entirely new porn aggregator site, for example. And that’s always annoying. I can’t even tell you how many times I have been kicked down a porn aggregator rabbit hole, clicking into site after site after site, when all I wanted to do was watch a single video. Next thing I know, it’s 5 hours later, and my wiener is engorged from a backlog of semen.
Another common problem with these sites is the fact that many of them don’t offer thumbnail previews, leaving you to click into a whole new tab on a prayer that whatever video piqued your interest is actually worth your time. Not all porn aggregators, of course, suffer from these issues. But, still, an overwhelming majority seem to. You need to find one that minimizes both of these issues, or does not present these problems at all.
What are the best porn aggregators in 2019?
That being said, let’s take a look at a few porn aggregators of 2019 that are getting things done right. Obviously, everyone has different opinions on what makes a porn site good. And it’s important to keep in mind the fact that each porn aggregator leans slightly more toward certain kinds of porn than others. So, my favorites may not necessarily be your favorites. But I’ll try to give you a few good porn aggregators in terms of site functionality, first and foremost.
One of my top picks for porn aggregators in 2019 has to be Thumbzilla. This isn’t only because Thumbzilla is a really cool name for a porn aggregator, either. I like this site because it addresses both of the major issues of porn aggregators that I mentioned previously: A.) it offers video previews when you hover your cursor over the thumbnail, making it, so you don’t have to judge a video by a single screenshot when you open a new tab; B.) all of the sources that Thumbzilla aggregates its porn from are legit … they aren’t sneaking in hidden redirects or anything like that, which is an indicator of something that I think all porn sites should be … professional and user-focused.
Another thing that I love about Thumbzilla is the fact that they embed their aggregated videos directly onto their site where possible, which means that you don’t have to open 9 million tabs and navigate a bunch of different individual sites for every video you click on. This is how a porn aggregator should be, in my humble opinion.
As far as a runner-up is concerned, I have to show some love to Aloha Tube. They also offer previews (although they do not embed videos), and you are highly unlikely to be thrown into sketchier corners of the net thanks to this site. Aloha Tube: Say ‘hello’ to tons of porn, and ‘goodbye’ to all the hassle!
Porn Geek, what’s actually your favorite porn, well, besides hentai?
Wow, that is such a tough question to answer. Honestly, it’s kind of like asking somebody who their favorite child is. It just can’t be done! How can I choose just one type of porn when every type of porn is amazing in its own unique way? But I guess if you made me choose, I would have to say taboo porn. I know what it’s like to want to bang your stepsister. And, even though I don’t know what it’s like to bang anyone, taboo porn gets me as close to banging my stepsister as I will ever get!
And lucky for me (and you, if you are also an incestuous freak), porn aggregators often have a great deal of taboo porn for you to pull your wad to. They have way more than you will find on any other kind of porn site, to be honest. So, get ready to sit back, unzip, and slip off to thoughts of your sister/mom, daughter/brother, aunt/whoever else, you sicko!
The best porn movies of the hottest amateur girls and pornstars in one place! Nice copy-paste, loser!
Yup, it is true that I took the majority of this information from my hero, The Porn Dude. Honestly, I just want his attention. I figure that maybe if I copy what he does, in some cases word for word, then, eventually, he has to notice me, right? And then maybe, just maybe, one day we can become best friends. And he can show me the art of getting laid. Or share one of his supermodel hot girlfriends with me. Oh, wow, a threesome with The Porn Dude and a pretty lady would be something else!
In the meantime, though, I will just keep burping up jizz to all of the best porn aggregator sites on the web. And I hope you will do the same! You really can’t go wrong with a free porn site that doesn’t require you to do anything at all, not even register, that is, in fact, 10 or 20 giant porn sites in one! It’s pretty much the ideal situation.
Anyway, thanks so much for taking the time to read this (and, if you have any sense at all, you will go and read The Porn Dude’s take on porn aggregators as well, just for the sheer joy of reading his words). I’m off again to Pornolandia. I’ll tell Suki (and Dolly … Shh …) you said hi! So long, and happy fapping, friends!
