Which software do I install on my PC and mobile phone for a safe & virus-free experience online?
When it comes to uplifting beautiful females and sending telepathic good vibes their way; it can be such a demanding lifestyle! If you’ve lived it, you know it! Unfortunately, it can also be a dangerous game. Believe it or not, my fellow male feminists, but telepathically praising females, can give them the self-confidence they need to carry on. I’m not just talking about your mother catching you praying to ThePornDude to let him know you idolize him either! Just as it is true that he must wear protection to avoid sexually transmitted diseases, so too must you protect your devices.
The good news is that if you are running Windows 10, Windows Defender is the best software to use for anti-viruses. That’s only one part of the equation, though. Your computer needs to be protected against malware, ransomware attacks, remote administration tool attacks (known as RATs), and other big nasties. I suggest using Malwarebytes and subscribing annually for the Pro edition. This will not only ensure that your computer is protected in real-time, but you can also protect your mobile devices in real-time as well.
I hate annoying ads, malware, and pop-ups! How do I block all advertisements on porn sites for free?
The first thing you need to do is to get a browser that has your security in mind. As convenient as using Chrome may be, it’s the equivalent of having unprotected sex with a farm animal every time you visit a website. It’s giving up all your data to third-parties you’ve probably never heard about, and they’re learning about what? Your porn habits!
Don’t let the fascist government spy on you like that! Protect yourself by using a browser like Mozilla Firefox or Tor Browser. Firefox allows you to add extra layers of protection by giving you the ability to add extensions like uBlock Origin, AdGuard AdBlocker, and others. These extensions are customizable and will (yes, Firefox’s extensions work on mobile) block almost any pop-up that crops up on your device.
Using a VPN at all times is also an excellent way to add an extra layer of protection for your browsing habits. This is because the best VPNs block domains typically associated with ads, trackers, and malware, so they are caught and blocked before they even connect to your device. This double layer of protection is a better idea than double wrapping that penis to give yourself extra protection against STDs and pregnancy – and it actually works!
What’s the best VPN for pornography? I don’t want anybody to spy on my porn downloading habits!
Like the best things in life, the best VPNs are going to involve you forking over some cash to use them. NordVPN is probably the most popular paid VPN service. Other lesser-known VPN services like Private Internet Access (PIA) offer desktop and mobile VPN protection. It’ll only cost you a few bucks a month, AND they don’t keep any logs. So if the FBI comes a’sniffin and pounding on your backdoor, PIA will say, “sorry friends, we don’t have any logs, get lost and go fascist elsewhere!”
Some VPNs also allow you to create an Internet killswitch on your device: when the VPN disconnects, your device is immediately bumped offline. I’m paranoid about the feds watching my every move. I think they hate white knights and male feminists. Internal documentation proved this already, so it may not be such a bad idea!
How do I block porn sites? I don’t want to see my daughter turn into a nympho cockfucking pornstar!
Instead of telling your daughter what she can and cannot be, perhaps you should praise your daughter. Give her the self-confidence she needs to make her own decisions!
If you must block porn sites for parental reasons though consider adding SentryPC to your desktop. Available for both Windows and Mac, it gives you the ability to not only filter and control what your children see on your desktop. It also has remote monitoring features, and you can also watch them in real-time and see where they have been. If you are that paranoid about controlling your children’s lives and want to turn them into robots like people like you, this software is for you!
How do I download my favorite porn movies, if there isn’t a download button available on the website?
Just because there is no download button, that does not mean a download button doesn’t exist in the code, Padawan. Video Download Helper has been helping people to download videos for years; gaining access is just as easy as adding the extension to a browser like Firefox or Chrome. It also supports popular porn tube sites like PornHub, xHamster, and so on, making it super simple to download any adult videos you desire.
If you would rather not use an extension and instead want to use a site to download your adult videos, AdultOffline is a great tool to use. ThePornDude said it was the equivalent to YouTubetoMP3.com in his original review of the tool, and I totally agree! Although the user interface makes me want to jerk all over mother’s glass figurine collection, it’s the perfect place to download an adult video. Video Download Helper is great if you have a lot of videos you want to download. However, if you have just one in mind for the moment, AdultOffline is the perfect way to download spur-of-the-moment.
What’s the best internet web browser to watch pornography fast and safely online?
That depends. If you are going to be visiting standard free porn tubes, then consider what I previously recommended: Mozilla Firefox. It’s the only mainstream browser that even gives a darn about your privacy. Because they utilize “Do Not Track” features across the board, there are going to be no prying eyes watching you.
If you will be visiting .onion sites, Tor Browser is the way to go. These are sites that are not indexed on search engines like Google and can only be accessed through special software. I am not going to ask what kind of pornography you are watching if you have to visit .onion sites. If it’s exclusive anime fan service that the standard tubes won’t publish because it seems too cutting edge, I totally understand you. Mozilla Firefox for everyday browsing, Tor Browser, if you need to visit .onion sites.
PornGeek, what else do I need to know? I don’t want anybody to discover my sick porn fetishes!
Keep an eye on the address bar. If it is connected to an ‘https:’ address, you can be certain that it is secured. Scan regularly and do not download files from sites you do not trust. Also, use common sense and don’t download content from that rando that says they have hot anime action for you. Keep your wits about you, don’t advertise your fetishes on social media, and you should have nothing to worry about!
